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  2. kevinciblee:

    heyfunniest:

    Trying to make plans with your friends..

    My group of friends LOL

     
  3. (Source: captbritain, via kevinciblee)

     
  4. The first episode of friends aired 20 years ago today on September 22th, 1994

    It’s like all of my life everybody has always told me “You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe, you’re a shoe, you’re a shoe!” And then today I just stopped and I said “What if I don’t wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a purse? You know? Or a hat?” 

    (Source: izzyswood, via itsjessx19)

     
  5. NO HUMAN

    DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE

    RAWWWWWRRRRRRRR

    (via itsjessx19)

     
  6. revengeofthemudbutt:

    -eve-of-destruction-:

    pensiveoffensive:

    spudsexuall:

    thewalkingmapal:

    sizvideos:

    Video

    WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING

    Watch the end it’s so precious

    NOOOO

    THIS IS WHAT WILL END DRUNK DRIVING I SWEAR

    I almost died from sadness!

    I know a lot of people use the phrase “im crying” loosely, but I genuinely teared up at this. Omg. Fuck.

    (via itsjessx19)

     
  7. asvpkitty:

    this is beautiful but it’d probably creep me tf out at night

    (Source: architags, via sylvialovesyooh)

     

  8. "I wonder which woman said….. “yep I’m gonna put it in my mouth and see what happens.”"
     
  9. what-the-hells-going-on:

    amroyounes:

    Lies we tell our kids.  Found this from the postsecret blog.

    THEYRE ALL CUTE AND FUNNY UNTIL YOU GET TO THE LAST ONE AND THEN YOU ARE ASSAULTED BY FEELINGS

    (via hussyglamour)

     

  10. "Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"
    —  Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via hate)

    (Source: katamarang, via onmanualfocus)